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Oh Noez! Idol is Gonna Have Lesbian Judge!

yuppielawyer wrote in ontd_ai Jan 09, 2010 10:13

It's the beginning of the end for AI, guys. This article says so!

Idol's New Judge Will Lose Middle AmericaContact: Christian Newswire, 202-546-0054 ( Read more... )

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odontv wrote in ontd_ai Dec 15, 2009 20:21

GO ON AMAZON OR WHEREVER AND FIND THE STUPIDEST IDOL ALBUM REVIEWS YOU CAN. PREFERABLY FROM BITTER LOSER FANS.

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SPENCER PRATT IS SRS BSNS

horrorparties wrote in ontd_ai Sep 02, 2009 13:29

I FEEL LIKE THIS NEEDED IT'S OWN POST

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NEW ADAM SONG LEAK! U ROCK ME!!!

xglamarazzi wrote in ontd_ai Sep 01, 2009 16:29

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AND OF COURSE PEREZ GETS IT SOME HOW!
http://perezhilton.com/2009-09-01-new-adam-lambert

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DEE-TROIT Review...WARNING: A Bit of Fuckery Ahead!

lv2bliberal wrote in ontd_ai Aug 26, 2009 23:29

Thursday, August 27, 2009Review: 'American Idols Live!'
Lambert wows Palace crowd
Adam Graham / Detroit News Pop Music Writer

Detroit is Adam Lambert

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you jerk, adam is more famous than the night, !article, you need to go to awesome school

WHO PUT DRUGS IN THIS GUY'S WEED?

icebar wrote in ontd_ai Jul 12, 2009 17:51

ok so this review of the oakland show is just absurd, especially the stuff about kris and allison. i mean, of course adam is FAMAZING, but those two are also undoubtedly amazing in their own ways :/ JFC
can we discuss what types of debbie-downer-drugs were put into this guy's weed?
or if you don't want to do that, i have 3 treats for you under the ( Read more... )

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Adam and show in Portland local paper

glambertgalore wrote in ontd_ai Jul 06, 2009 15:09

Not liking the remarks about Kris, but glowing reviews for HBIC!
http://www.oregonlive.com/music/index.ssf/2009/07/review_american_idol_t...

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GTFOkey on the local radio

vanya_elda wrote in ontd_ai Jun 26, 2009 09:36

I would've posted this last night but I was too busy reeling in grief to do so.

ANYWAY, last night while we were watching SYTYCD, my mom informed me that the local Christian "Family Friendly" radio station had a phone interview with Danny on Thursday morning. (Note: This radio station fangirl-ed Danny hardcore during the season 8 and even after ( Read more... )

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Fight The Hate

gokeybabe wrote in ontd_ai Jun 22, 2009 21:23

Hi There. Im just stopping by because I heard you alls think Danny is a DOUCHE. What the hamburger is wrong with you?!? Danny has been nothin but a kind soul. Adam even twittered about it, and if Adam said its the truth, you should believe him because he wears sparkly pants. Basically Im just sayin LAY OFF DANNY GOKEY!!! Anoop Desai will hurt you ( Read more... )

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just got back from the future, look what i found!

icebar wrote in ontd_ai Jun 18, 2009 22:26

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